Conspiracy of the Month

Dancing with the "Stars"?

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:03:00 +0000

You know the real conspiracy here is not that some bird has had dancing lessons, but why this information has come out in the lead up to the finale. Anyone smell bat ratings on a dieing genre??

A Conspiracy is afoot

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:57:00 +0000

Ever felt that you are being watched? I am watching you right now.....

Queensland Drivers license test

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:27:00 +0000

When driving in an overtaking lane, do you:
a. speed up as fast as you can, then once leaving the lane, slow back down to 80km/h
b. keep in the right hand lane
c. straddle both lanes and slow down

When on a roundabout do you:
a. don't indicate
b. indicate to the left when leaving the roundabout
c. randomly indicate to keep any interstate drivers on their toes
d. drive through the middle
e. all of the above

When at a T-junction and are about to turn onto the main road, do you:
a. give way to all traffic
b. give way only to your right
c. "give way?" what the hell are you talking about?
d. wait until the only car on the entire road is in front of you, and then at the last minute pull out

You are in a car park and you find an empty space. Do you:
a. drive straight into the park, making sure you don't hit the cars either side
b. drive into the park, only stopping when your front wheels have climbed the kerb in front.
c. reverse into the park to allow for easy exiting from the park
d. reverse your big ass 4wd into the park, including several attempts to get into the park, while blocking off all access for other vehicles within a 1km radius

The Futility

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:39:00 +0000

It looks like Limewire will be the next target of Hollywood and the Recording Industry. This software allows you to download illegal music! Fancy that! Anyway, in come the lawyers, and if all things go to plan it will be shut down and illegal downloads will magically stop (or won't).

So what's next then? Hey look, I can download illegal music using Firefox! Oh yeah, and Internet Explorer too! Why haven't they gone after these guys? Surely criminals are going unpunished buy using this software illegally!

Quick, where are my lawyers.....

10,000 Homies

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:28:00 +0000

It's been a long long time, but finally, after many years of painful anticipation - Bodycount are back! No release date yet, but surely it must be coming soon!

Blueberry Madonna

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Wed, 24 May 2006 03:24:00 +0000

As if being the child of Geri Haliwell wasn't bad enough, Geri decided to call her Bluebell Madonna! Man, she could have at least given the kid one decent name to fall back on!

What's the next kid going to be called? Jesus Frankenstien?

Nuclear is the new Oil?

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Tue, 23 May 2006 03:58:00 +0000

I've spoken before about the virtues of using Nuclear Power. Personally I think it's a great alternative to Oil and Coal based products, is much cleaner (despite the hype) and Australia is in a position where supplies of this abound.

One important point that Peter Garret pointed out is that nuclear power is simply a smokescreen to avoid tacking energy issues in general. As good a nuclear power is, we still need to looks at cleaner and better alternatives, such as wind and solar power. Without these technologies, we are still restricted to a single limited resource, be it oil, uranium or coal.

Don't be scared of nuclear power, it's not the great evil many people would have you believe, but don't let the government pretend that it's the answer either. We need to free ourselves of resource based energy....

Finally, sweet sweet relief!

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Sun, 21 May 2006 09:36:00 +0000

I'm going to share an email I received today, one that makes me laugh, very very hard. The good people from Poopdoc approached me to share a link to their webpage. I'm very happy to oblige, since nothing is more important in this world than constipation relief and Colon Cleansing.

This wonderful product (100% Natural!), while it may have a funny name (Poopdoc - lol), addresses a very real problem for many men and women. Not me luckily!

Some amazing facts were revealed to me on the site:

Apparently, if you don't poop, then toxins contained within your shit will be re-absorbed into your body. Incredible!
Most Americans 40 and over have between 10-20 pounds of impacted fecal matter. Holy shit! That's about 5-10 Kilos of shit in your body right now!

So based on this rock solid evidence, if you have problems taking a crap, or are just sick of being full of shit, then Poopdoc is for you!

I wish I was stuck in a mine.....

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 15 May 2006 00:50:00 +0000

Ok, I've had enough. It's time for COTM to come out of 'retirement' so that I may speak my mind about the recent mining disaster. Contgratulations to the workers that managed to get the two miners out alive. Commiserations to the family of the one who didn't make it.

To the media - fuck you, I no longer care. You've taught me to train my attentionspan to stop responding after 5 minutes, so now can you quit it with the Beaconsfield crap. And can all of you media personalities apologising for "not trying to make money/fame/etc." from the accident give it a rest. We all know deep down inside that the money and TV/Publishing rights is ALL the disaster is about. There's no point telling us you don't care a bout these rights when we all know you're FULL OF SHIT! Yep, I'm looking at you Sunrise, Eddie, the rest of the world.....

Back on topic now, who actually thinks the mining disaster really happened? has anyone actually seen evidence of the disaster? It would seem to me that a minig disaster would be very easy to fake, and therefore a very good cover up.....

What world event is the media world trying to hide from us that has happened in the last week?
More rights take away from ordinary people?
More reports pointing the finger of blame at our governments swept under the carpet?

James Blunt Bashes Burglar

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:50:00 +0000

James Blunt: "It would be good to win a Brit award - you never know when it may come in handy to use on burglars."
Hellboy: "Nothing will change the fact that you're a wanker"

Wacky Conspiracies

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:27:00 +0000

Maybe I'm a little wacky, but the September 11 one seems a little close to the truth for my mind....

http://www.2spare.com/item_43133.aspx

Choose Your Own Adventure

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:28:00 +0000

Sick of being restricted to selecting from one or two options while reading your favorite "Choose Your Own Adventure" Novel?

Well, be free my friend and check out this cool website:
http://adventure.godice.com/index.php

Thanks to the guys at Fark for pointing this out (several months ago, I remembered it just now). If you don't read Fark then you should....

Holiday Porn

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:21:00 +0000

What! This is outrageous! Why didn't I get one!

http://au.news.yahoo.com/060103/21/xfxr.html

Note to Smiley, deliver more pornographic bargin books....

Comics Today

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 23:56:00 +0000

I had the 'pleasure' of reading the comics in the paper the other day, and man was I dissappointed.

Take for instance Ginger Meggs. As a lad this used to be one of my favorite comics, but now it seems to be reduced to a shallow Calvin & Hobbes rip off, without any of the charm.

And Garfield, once again a favorite of mine, but it seems as though the author has run out of ideas. Hey Jim, maybe you should start something new, surely you've made enough money off this cash cow by now.

Not to mention several new comics, most of which look like they've been drawn but a slightly retarded 7 year old, or a gifted monkey. They're not even funny.

And the Phantom, my god, aren't we sick of reading the same story again and again an-
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Jennifer Government: NationStates | No Tag | the Pacific

hellboy1975@gmail.com (hellboy) — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:15:40 +0000

You should all be playing Nation States.  Join up now and create and alliance or send a telegram to me.....