Finally, sweet sweet relief!:Sunday, May 21, 2006
I'm going to share an email I received today, one that makes me laugh, very very hard. The good people from Poopdoc approached me to share a link to their webpage. I'm very happy to oblige, since nothing is more important in this world than constipation relief and Colon Cleansing.
This wonderful product (100% Natural!), while it may have a funny name (Poopdoc - lol), addresses a very real problem for many men and women. Not me luckily!
Some amazing facts were revealed to me on the site:
- Apparently, if you don't poop, then toxins contained within your shit will be re-absorbed into your body. Incredible!
- Most Americans 40 and over have between 10-20 pounds of impacted fecal matter. Holy shit! That's about 5-10 Kilos of shit in your body right now!
So based on this rock solid evidence, if you have problems taking a crap, or are just sick of being full of shit, then Poopdoc is for you!
1 Comments:
You must be bored hellboy.
Do 30 seconds of reseach at least(look up septicemia for example)(you can use google or go direct to the Merck manuel or PDR (Physcians Desk Reference))or Cancer statistics (colon cancer is #3 Killer in the U.S.)
HERES MORE:Constipation is also a known risk factor for colon cancer. Middle-aged people seeking constipation relief at least once a month are twice likely to develop the disease as those who never have to take laxatives. Middle-aged adults who have to take laxatives once a week are nearly 4 times more prone to develop colon cancer than those who do not.
Constipation Symptoms
You may exhibit a broad range of symptoms of constipation depending on your normal bowel habits, diet, and age. These are common problems you may have if you are constipated:
Difficulty in starting or completing a bowel movement
Infrequent and difficult passage of stool
Passing hard stool after prolonged straining in the toilet
If you have irritable bowel syndrome, crampy abdominal pain, excessive gas, a sense of bloating, and a change in bowel habits
If you have intestinal obstruction, nausea, vomiting, no defecation, and inability to pass gas
Distended abdomen, headaches, and loss of appetite
Coated (furred) tongue, offensive breath, and bad taste in your mouth
The reabsorption of (yes! Toxic!) fecal matter from sitting in your intestines days and even a week at a time causes whats called AUTOINTOXIFICATION (absorption of toxic poisons back into our blood).
Maybe your friends' (PoopDoc)message really is for you!(maybe you should be LISTENING....)??
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