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Water in the Petrol:Thursday, December 22, 2005

It's my duty as a Yeppoonian, to inform you all, that the petrol at the new BP is tainted with water! That's right WATER!

You may or may not know, but water is responsible for BLOWING UP ENGINES! Because we all know water explodes when it gets hot. This engine may have been 16 years old, and not serviced in the last ten, but we all the the REAL truth - water blows things up!

This water, may or may not be contaminated with Depleted Uranium, which would certainly explain it's explosive tendencies. I also have it on good authority that if you drink petrol from the above mentioned BP (with water) you may have 3 headed babies! The Man doesn't want you to know this!

Of course, this must be some sort of special water, because normal water won't mix with petrol. Maybe the Depleted Uranium helps them mix in some way, hence resulting in the explosions reported in motors.

What was that noise? No WUG Noooooooooooooo!


Rohan said...

Nooooooo!! not WUG!!!

i was going to buy him :(

long live WUG

11:08 AM 
Justine said...

I was just wondering if you guys hate the BP service station because it threatens to send Smiley's service station out of business? If so, I thoroughly support your depleted uranium theories, and will fabricate scientific documents to prove it.

9:49 PM 
hellboy said...

If you think BP is bad, then you don't want to know what they do to the petrol at Smiley's Servo......Ever wondered what they do with excess bats?

8:24 AM 

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