Yes, you guessed it, on the weekend I brought an iPod! Now I can finally be accepted amongst my peers as being 'cool' and 'with it'. No longer am I shackled to my stereo, car, or laptop. All my mp3s, legal or otherwise can now travel with me in a convenient item, and with the virginal white headphones proudly announcing my claim to Yuppiedom. To all of you without iPods, wou all suck and are losers. Bono will forever look down on you...